Haters; we love you

Leo. 19. Baltimore. ΚΚΨ.


[job interviewer voice] we found naked pictures of you during a quick google search for your name and we wish to inform you…… that your bod is slammin’ 10/10 you’re hired see you monday

Jul 21 2014 • 206,364 notes

I had just started playing Poker when I hear my dog messing around downstairs…

….He fucking peed on my sharps container….

Jul 21 2014 • 0 notes