[job interviewer voice] we found naked pictures of you during a quick google search for your name and we wish to inform you…… that your bod is slammin’ 10/10 you’re hired see you monday
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
- finding someone aesthetically pleasing
- being sexually attracted to someone
- being romantically attracted to someone
I had just started playing Poker when I hear my dog messing around downstairs…
….He fucking peed on my sharps container….
When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you